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How I look when I treat myself to a bath

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:21:39 -0400

whatshouldwecallme:

Expectation:

Reality:

yeah… that was me… at midnight last night… while drunk

top guilty pleasures* (a list)

Sat, 04 May 2013 12:48:00 -0400

baking cookies with store-bought cookie dough and dumping sea salt all over them
the vampire diaries (mmm ian somerhalder) and watching revenge with my mom
my secret girly tumblr
instagramming gratuitous outfit pictures
buying cheap makeup (hello e.l.f. section at target) (in fact, loading up on cheap crap at target, period)
ben & jerry’s greek frozen yogurt in banana/PB
the word froyo
picking at my nails/fingers constantly
little bites choc chip muffins. so addicting.
patterned pants
getting super dressed up for no reason
buying ridiculous things at the salvation army cause it’s only a few dollars (and then never wearing them until it’s time to dress up for no reason and lounge around in a musty $5 gown)
listening to lady gaga/taylor swift/adele on repeat with spotify set to “private session”
SHOES
watching my bad day/rainy day movies (you’ve got mail, pride and prejudice, jane eyre)
buying dumb things just because they make me laugh (this is why I own a sweater with cats all over it and velvet loafers with sequin bows)
shopping at forever 21 (and h&m but I don’t feel as soul sucked afterwards with that one)
the time i went “fuck it” and bought an entire case of guinness. still working my way through those.
cheap swimsuits
hot, greasy chinese food
magazines. currently: glamour, entertainment weekly, and lucky. also signing up to get free catalogues from ikea and h&m and j. crew and madewell and anthro. then leaving them all in piles everywhere.
napping allllll day

*emphasis on the pleasure, not really that guilty

"The wider world perceives fashion as frivolity that should be done away with. The point is that..."

Sat, 04 May 2013 12:16:58 -0400

“The wider world perceives fashion as frivolity that should be done away with. The point is that fashion is the armor to survive the reality of everyday life. I don’t think you can do away with it, it would be like doing away with civilization.”

- Bill Cunningham, Fashion Photographer (via theonlymagicleftisart)

Photo

Sat, 04 May 2013 12:16:05 -0400

polmos: Salvador Dali Taking His Anteater for a Walk, Paris...

Sat, 04 May 2013 11:38:49 -0400

polmos:

Salvador Dali ~~Taking His Anteater for a Walk, Paris 1969~~ stuntin on dese hoes

suicideblonde: Keira Knightley in Domino

Sat, 04 May 2013 11:23:04 -0400

suicideblonde:

Keira Knightley in Domino

corkidorki: It was my birthday last week and we built a macaron...

Sat, 04 May 2013 11:12:24 -0400

corkidorki:

It was my birthday last week and we built a macaron cake! Corki was excited by all our commotion, and checked it out.

“Uh, there’s a fire. Hey guys, fire! Do something about it… I don’t like it.”

The next day we went on an overnight trip to the island - stay tuned for a series of photos for the next while :)

oh my god…. two of my favorite things combined. why is this not my life??